Green Thumb My Eye


Sure, my last name might be Greenwood but don’t let that fool ya! When it comes to plants around the house, I’m a serial killer.

It seems the older we get, the more plants we inherit through funeral services. I, of course, am tasked with keeping them (along with the memory of the person who passed) alive. Clearly, I fail. Do I overwater? Do I underwater? Too much sunlight? Not enough sunlight? If the slaughter of said shrubs continues…I’m changing my name to Billy Deadwood.